We ain't raining
Just dropping
squirting elephants
from the sky.

Look out you
crazy continents
we'll be bustin' yo shizzles
with broken lies

We ain't spacing yo faces
with our aerial erases
Nor with our Dumbo dazes
nor with our phony phonetic phrases

It's only the pancakes we really need
after this spectacularly silly stampede.

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Maybe,
I shouldn't write poems while I'm hungry...
hungry for pancakes...
big honking fluffy buttery blueberry pancakes...
mmmmmm.....

Hello friends! I got this adorable note from She featured me and my work in her blog:[link]

Danielle's Blog features some really great artist that make cute creatures. I thought it was cool she picked me, BIG THANKS Danielle!

I'm starting to organize my 2010 year and I'd like to hit up some more cons. My January and February are already looking busy with Evercon in Wisconsin, a Munny show in Illinois, and a *lowers head* rubik's cube tournament.... yes I still compete but I can't keep up with the young ones anymore

It looks like there are a couple events in Minnesota I may try an attend, I loved Fallcon and I will definitely try and get to Springcon and Fallcon this year.

Please let me know of any other cons or events you think I should attend. It'd be great to see dA friends in person. I luf yous guys.

One of these days I'll be doing an upload of work. One of these days. *Shake fist*

I never knew I had so many sketchbooks. I was cleaning up a pile of magazines and I found an OLD book from like 2005-2006ish. In the back is this cute little poem:

Somewhere over there
Is a binocular polar bear
Looking for honey.
Like me.
I'm looking for you.

I like finding things I made that I forgot about.
I'm sure I had plans to make it longer but I kinda like it in its shortness.

So I went Christmas shopping today with my little Sister. Its always fun times when we go out. We went to this mall and while we were browsing this lady starting yipping in this squeaky voice. I looked up from behind a shelf and obliviously stared at the ceiling, "Are there chipmunks in here?" I yelled at my sis in another aisle. Her eyes grew wide and her hands clasped her mouth as she ran over and dragged me out of the store. Outside we instantly burst into the giggles.

We were in a different store when I remembered I needed shampoo so off I went hunting for the shampoo aisle. When I got to the aisle there were some people taking their time investigating the shelves of hairpoo. My sister caught up and asked, "where are you going?"
I replied, " I need to get shampoo... I ate all mine. It's really good on top of icecream."
The people in our way both stopped what they were doing and looked at me and then left the aisle.

Towards the end of the trip we stopped in at our favorite comic shop and they were playing "Ultraviolet", it was at the scene of a crazy motorcycle chase where they were driving on walls and buildings and stuff. I turned to my sister and said, "When I drive a motorcycle, I drive them sideways too."

I didn't see it but behind this dude turned with a "WTF" expression and my sister lost it.

"I can't take you anywhere," she snickered through giggle fits.

So last week was an interesting week.

1.I went to a subway, near work, for lunch. The awesome indian dudes working there were super friendly. One of them went up to me and said, "Hey, you are Scientist?"
I was like, "Naw, I'm an artist."
His friend came over and said, "But you look like Scientist."
"Well... I like to think I'm intelligent but I don't think that's always the case," I laughed, and they laughed. Then finally one of them threw up their hands and said, "Scientist, Artist... it is the same thing no?"

2. I met up with some friends at UNO's and was able to convince the majority that I was a Part Time Mall Santa. They believed me and that made me feel bad. One of my friends was so excited she was going to dress up as an elf and come visit me. My story telling skills are either becoming very convincing or I have become "that creepy guy" who would actually be a mall Santa.

3. After feeling bad for convincing my friends I was Santa, I confessed how horrible I felt to a coworker the next day at work. She told everyone in the office that I really was a Mall Santa. Pretty soon I was receiving pings from my coworkers asking if it was true. If they ask you, my shift is 6:30 PM to 9:00 PM Tuesdays and Thursdays at the Woodfield Mall. Unlike my friends (who I told right away that I was just joking), I have not told my coworkers that it is just a joke.

4. Over the weekend My Parents threw a huge party and parties usually lead to awkwardness. Like being asked in front of a group of people "how is my love life?"... "where is the misses?"...
I should have learned by now to exclude my presence at these functions. At least the food was good.

5. Is anyone else totally digging the comic "Sky Pirates"??? *drool*